What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What type of crossdresser are you?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are people so rude to debt collector’s? I am one and I am so tired of being mistreated. We are under paid and then have to deal with the most ungrateful, and disrespectful people. We aren’t customer service. Don’t get mad at us because YOU owe.

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can men and women be friends?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

Is Jesus God almighty?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?